Pumping the Brakes: Familiar Faced Bootycalls..

After my Parasitic Catfish experience (see previous post) – I decided to pump the breaks on the stranger dating game. I started to reach out to old acquaintances. Thanks to Facebook sliding a DM is easier than ever. That is where I began to have my first consistent-ish booty call.

We will call this one “General Manager”. He actually was my general manager when I worked at a popular hardware store during college. He always was the tall-lanky, mysterious, sarcastic, quiet– seemed stable enough.

After the first couple of Netflix and nudes– which included him passing out from drinking too much- He even talked in his sleep saying he “loved me” but my name isn’t Katie so it doesn’t count. He was dreaming about his ex.. Classic mistake.


After a month or so I quit texting and began to date another one of my hardware store managers… let’s just say hardware store employees are nymphos.

This one was sweet, strange, but reserved. He had 2 kids- Which seemed to be a big factor for me. Now, I am a teacher so of course I love kids. BUT being 20 something, I had no desire to have kids in my personal life… unless I was being paid for it AKA babysitting. Anyway, this story is a short one- He never committed to me or was overly affectionate. Therefore, I still was playing around with other random swipes. When one date, he asked me if I was sleeping with other people. I pride myself on being honest. So of course I told him, “yes”. I only saw him once a month or so because our schedules didn’t match up. I have needs… that need to be fulfilled more than once a month! Even though he was the BIGGEST caucasian I have ever been with… (nothing compared to the Black Stallion)

He was a sweet quiet man to be with such an outgoing-won’t wait for anyone type of girl (me). We remain friends and I truly wish him the best- That (thankfully) is the end of my ex-coworker phase! (Maybe?)

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